Couples we want to see get married

By INDIATIMES MOVIES

You know that famous self-help book, ‘Who moved My Cheese?’ They ought to start another one called, ‘Who moved my Fire?’ starring B-Town couples with relationships icy cold enough to put Café frappe to shame. We want masala, guys! The sort that gets us hooked onto tabloids. And if you can’t give us that either, then just get married okay? At least, then we’ll have something interesting to read about. 

So here’s a list of all the couple who should get married already! 

Kareena-Saif 

The Chota Nawab of Pataudi is supposed to be quite a charmer. When he ended his relationship with Rossa, we thought the Khan wasn’t going to get any luckier. But he surprises us all with his new arm candy. And by that we of course mean the gorgeous Miss Kareena Kapoor. Now that’s the fire we’re talking about. A forty five year old dating someone almost half his age. Everybody was convinced they wouldn’t last. Fidelity isn’t exactly one of B-Town’s favourite virtue. But, seeing a couple embrace it the way they have, has really put the fire out, hasn’t it? So marriage should definitely happen. And none of those tacky interviews saying ‘I’m too busy thinking about my career as of now.’

Bipasha-John 

I think if there was an award for the fittest couple in Bollywood, it would definitely go to the two of them. But John’s bulging biceps and Bipasha’s washboard abs are getting a little boring now. If they want to make headlines, they’re going to have to do something other than spend their entire day at the gym or gulp the tenth glass of protein shake. So we repeat, get married now or just split! 

Katrina-Salman 

Here’s a couple that completely denies being in a relationship. We were okay with that until co-stars were getting beaten up for making a pass at Katrina, and Salman was playing the macho man he likes playing on screen. And now that’s no one’s getting beaten up or slapped, marriage would certainly do us some good. At least then, we can see Salman play daddy by the time he is old enough to be grand-dad. 

Nandita-Dino 

Dino may not be doing too many films now, but his own love story is quite filmy. He and Nandita have been so in love with each other, that it seems impossible to spot one without the other. They’ve had their share of make-ups and break ups and their share of rebounds too. But no matter what they do or who they date, they keeping getting back together. Get married already or let us have Dino, because it seems such a waste to have someone as eligible as him committed! 

Lara-Mahesh 

Lara Dutta and tennis ace Mahesh Bhupati, kept us guessing for a long time. Even when they walked arm in arm for the 55th Filmfare Awards, Lara claimed he was just her date. With all the hush-hush and ‘we just enjoy each other’s company’ this relationship has been stale form day one. We want to see some drama, guys! How about publicly confessing your love for one another? May be the sort that involves Mahesh getting down on his knees...